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All Dogs go to Valhalla (White Supremacists Don't) - T-Shirt

$29.99

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Color White Navy Black Military Green Dark Heather

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

This anti-fascism Valhalla dog apparel is for all of us who want to take Norse mythology back from hate ⚔️🐾. It is more than just a T-shirt; It´s a statement. This bold design reminds us that loyalty, love, and courage belong in Valhalla – not hate or white supremacy. With its strong graphic style, this shirt is perfect for Viking enthusiasts, dog lovers, and anyone who wants to show that Nordic heritage is about history, culture, and inclusivity – not extremism.

Softstyle, unisex fit, true to size. Check our size-guide before purchase.
No neck tag, only brand name and size.
Available in five colors; White, black, navy, military green and dark heather.
100% cotton, except for heather colors (35% cotton, 65% polyester) and sport grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester).
Environment Friendly; Made to order, printed within or close to the buyers country (US, UK, Europe).
Washing instructions in the drop down menu below.

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Shipping

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✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-6 days business days for delivery.

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✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.